The Bait & Switch’s expert legal council would like to apologise to the following members of the public for any offence taken to the material published on this website.
Please accept our sincerest apologies:
Rove MacManus & Belinda Emmett, The Australian Defence Forces, The Kovcos, Kim Beazley, The Hon. J Howard, The Hon. K Rudd, Jack Bauer, The Dailey Telegraph The Sydney Morning Herald The Hon. Tony Abbott (Also referred to here in as The Member for Hill-Song, The Member for The Bible & The Member for Waco), George Pell, Fletcher from Pennywise, Shane Warne, Rene Rivkin, Alan Bond, Rupert Murdock, The Boards of One-Tell & HIH, Sally Robins, George Bush Snr., George Bush Jnr., Dick Cheney & The Taliban, Televangelists, Brian Bourke, Michael Dean, Stephen Foster, Peter Debnam, The Hon. A Downer, Simpson & his donkey Ned Kelly, Ian Campbell, The Crew of the Titanic, Morris Iemma, William Shakespeare, The Smurfs, Pauline Hanson, David Oldfield, The 1986 Denver Broncos.
In addition to the above apologies the Bait & Switch Writing Team would like to issue a blanket ”Fuck You!” to everyone equally.